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poketrainersara:

ollivander:

raiiyn:

ollivander:

icanteventumble:

ollivander:

what you need to know about face characters at disney world

So, what you’re saying is that if we want to keep Peter, we have to let him stay Peter?

But I wanna know..

no

you don’t get to go into someone’s personal life when doing that puts their job on the line

i know you guys are curious but really its not worth it, Peter has a wonderful job and jife and disney world and im sure he wants to keep it that way, please just respect his privacy and enjoy him for who he is! 
Peter Pan

(via snootymonster)

blackandyellowdoodles:

i’m getting round to old projects i started. if any of you remember i had this idea ages ago but never ran with it until tonight.

so here are the posters i made :) enjoy!

(via soufflegirlloveschinboy)

mitigatedwrath:

elisetheawesome:

glorifi3d:

kaleidoeyez:

mommalikey:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

Oh man I love salad!

can he be included

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTS

FINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!

Now we know why she is so happy

(Source: fweecarter, via almightytrumpetplayer)

spanklove:

husbandsir:

dangerhamster:

Outtakes from Elmo interviewing Ricky Gervais [x]

Hero

Fucking done Lmao

(via captain-caleb)

benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

(via forever-his-cynic)

chkchkchkboom:

jonathan-romero-butt:

unknownadventuresofthekribs:

thatglammom:

elroi139:

“The Child Who Was Never Born”

sculptor: Martin Hudáčeka

Wow. What a powerful sculpture.

Sad.

i whispered to myself “how long do i have to scroll through the notes until i see someone misinterpret this as a statement on abortion instead of a miscarriage or being infertile”

^^^

(via madasahatteroncoffee)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

death-limes:

vaspim2k13:

On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response?

“Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.”

I think I’m going to be sick

“NOPE” i scream from the top of Mt. Everest as i jump off and qwop into the fucking sun

(Source: vaspim, via damiancet)

devilmaysob:

hi so i hit 400 followers woahh (actually 444 but oh well)

let me give u things

there will be 2 parts to this giveaway: a fandom edition and a video game edition because in a mixed blog and i wanna make everyone happy ok

this version includes but is not limited to:

-2 IOU apple charms

-1 gryfindoor scarf

-1 sting letter opener from the hobbit

-1 bilbo baggins plush

-1 union jack pillow like the one from sherlock

-i also may add in some extra things like tshirts and what not

*~DA RULES~*

-likes and reblogs count, but keep the reblogs to 5 or less so u dont annoy your followers

-no giveaway blogs ok

-you dont need to follow me man but das cool if u wanna

-also feel free to enter both giveaways i dont mind

-the giveaway will end august 15

have fun and good luck :y

here’s a link to the video game post: (x)

cayde:

going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds

(via timelordd)

panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

androcidal:

home-of-amazons:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery

it’s right there

I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out

but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find

fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE

maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis

“it’s right there!”

“here?”

“no those are my balls”

“in here somewhere?”

“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

(Source: makemecome, via sleepwalkerindreamersclothing)